Diet Pepsi or Diet Coke or?
Note the meticulously crafted grid of Phone / Room numbers
And the first "bellow" rule says you can order any food. What you actually get is a different matter!
Actually, this Baghdad potty was full of MOTHBALLS. Stencharoo!
MmmMmm! Now your mouth can smell as fresh as a cab driver's breath.
Yup, this is the place. You can fill all your temperature control needs at this place! (There's no joke here. Move along please! Nothing to laugh at here...)
Maybe the red pack is if you actually have hair and the orange pack is if you are bald. Maybe you use the orange one if you WANT to be bald. Who knows? One thing for sure. None of it will wind up in MY hair.
Bring your own benches or chairs, I suppose.
Let's see. The house that Jack built went bankrupt in Canada in the mid-80's. Either nobody told them yet, or Mr. Gallagher is about to rise again.
"7th Floor, please" - Insert Psycho music here!
It's made for a man, but it's made from a goat. Check out the shoulders. Yep, those are goat legs.